Ladies and Gentlemen, the Product of the Future

Are you a sexually frustrated woman who wants to spend more time with her children? A gay man with a love for building? Michael Jackson?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, please allow me to introduce you to the Fuck-O-Matic.

That's right, someone has created a vibrator made out of Legos. And this isn't your mother's vibrator either; not only can you incorporate an array of thrusters ranging from the standard to the luxury units like Big Boy or the Space Age, but should the device lose its juice it comes with its own crank. That is some real block-related passion-potential right there people.

For any of you skeptics out there who think this just can't be, check out this video of the O-Matic doing what it do best. That's some serious rhythm there, especially since the attachment in the video seems to be ridiculously pointy, and possibly fatal.

Look I don't know why somebody felt the need to build a Lego vibrator. It's not like we exactly live in a chaste world where an array of deviousness doesn't already exist. What I do know however, is that somebody did do it, and anyone who can be made aware of this device and not feel the immediate need to tell everyone they know, simply isn't alive.