NFL Predictions 2006

No true wannabe-pretend sports-journalist can let such a momentous occasion as the dawn of the NFL season go by un-prognosticated. The beauty of it is that months from now nobody will remember my awful picks, but I can always point to my correct ones and pretend I'm a genius. So here goes:

AFC EAST
New England 11-5
Miami 11-5
Buffalo 5-11
New York 5-11

AFC WEST
San Diego 10-6
Denver 9-7
Kansas City 8-8
Oakland 5-11

AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh 12-4
Cincy 9-7
Baltimore 8-8
Cleveland 4-12

AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis 14-2
Jacksonville 8-8
Houston 5-11
Tennessee 3-13

NFC EAST
Philly 10-6
Dallas 9-7
New York 8-8
Washington 6-10

NFC WEST
Saint Louis 10-6
Seattle 10-6
Arizona 9-7
San Fran 2-14

NFC NORTH
Chicago 12-4
Minnesota 10-6
Detroit 7-9
Green Bay 4-12

NFC SOUTH
Carolina 11-5
Tampa Bay 9-7
Atlanta 7-9
New Orleans 5-11

ROUND 1
(3) New England 17 - (6) Denver 24
(4) San Diego 21 - (5) Miami 17
(3) Philly 30 - (6) Minnesota 20
(4) Saint Louis 27 - (5) Seattle 24

ROUND 2
(1) Indianapolis 10 - (6) Denver 27
(2) Pittsburgh 31 - (4) San Diego 13
(1) Chicago 2 - (4) Saint Louis 0
(2) Carolina 20 - (3) Philly 23

CONFERENCE FINALS
(2) Pittsburgh 34 - (6) Denver 17
(1) Chicago 9- (3) Philly 13

SUPER BOWL
Pittsburgh 27 - Philly 21

For those of you surprised to see I picked the Steelers, you fail. For those of you who want to complain this is supposed to be a post on a comedy blog yet was entirely devoid of any, here's a picture of Kurt Warner calling Matt Leinart a fag.